A little more pomp, a little less circumstance

A conversation in the life of a college graduate:

Friend (10:42:23 AM): when are you moving home?
Yours Truly (10:42:32 AM): no se
Yours Truly (10:42:40 AM): im gonna be home this weekend for sure
Friend (10:45:29 AM): and then what
Yours Truly (10:45:42 AM): then...
Yours Truly (10:45:48 AM): well then, the world is mine to conquer
Friend (10:46:19 AM): and conquer it you will

And as for college: Veni Vidi Vici